Strange Sex Laws

Jaime showed me these and I couldn't help but post them:

- The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is illegal.

- In Kentucky: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.

- In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun while his female partner has an orgasm.

- In Maryland: "Every person who shall be convicted of taking into his or her mouth the sexual organ of any other person or animal, or who shall be convicted of placing his or her sexual organ in the mouth of any other person or animal, shall be fined.

- In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally permitted to kill her husband, but may do so only with her bare hands. She may kill her husband's lover, on the other hand, in any manner she desires.

- In Birmingham, England, it is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any church after the sun goes down.

- In Cour d'Alene, Idaho, police aren't allowed to walk up and knock on a car window. Any officer who suspects that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times, and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

- In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

- In Alexandra, Minnessota, No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

-In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

-The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

-In Krakow, Poland it's not only a crime to have sex with animals, but three-time offenders are shot in the head.

-There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.

-As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.

- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

- In Ventura County, California,cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

-In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).

- Sodomy laws have been repealed—or are ignored—in most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home.

- The city fathers in Clinton, Oklahoma have banned local men from masturbating while observing a couple making love in the back seat of a parked car in a drive-in theater.

- Carlsbad, New Mexico, retains a law making it illegal under certain conditions for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work. The car or van must have tightly drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking inside while the activity is taking place.

- Connecticut still retains an old law forbidding any kind of "private sexual behavior between consenting adults." This odd law makes absolutely no distinction between married and single couples.

- Prostitutes in South Dakota are still prohibited from plying their trade out of a covered wagon.

...and I think that's enough for now. It's random, but it's pretty funny, too. Thanks Jaime.